Kidnap Solutions LLC Will Let You Live Out Your Darkest Fantasies

We here at Nightmarish Conjurings aren't sure if this is true, but yesterday we received a press release for a new experience called Kidnap Solutions.  Read on and let us know what you think:

Ever think that maybe all that money you spend on psychoanalysis isn't giving you the desired results you need to make that drastic change in your life?  Raymond T. Moody's new business venture, "Kidnap Solutions" is a fun, innovative and thrill-seeking opportunity for you to live out your deepest, darkest desires. 

Looking for a thrill?  Ever wondered what it would be like to disappear?  Do you want to enter the world of a high-stakes, dangerous real-life abduction?  Kidnap Solutions may be the cure for what ails you.  Kidnap Solutions will whisk you right off the streets, blindfold you and drive you to our undisclosed location.  There you will be grilled, pressed and tortured until we get what we need...And you get what you want!  All for an affordable one-time fee!

Kidnap Solutions LLC is the brainchild of Raymond T. Moody, a serial entrepreneur and innovator based in Glendale, California. 

A radical, immersive new form of theater Kidnap Solutions LLC is catered toward thrill-seekers and adrenaline junkies seeking a new and innovative form of excitement to spice up their lives. We personalize each and every abduction experience to fit the needs of the client, and no challenge is too great!!

Ray earned a degree in theater arts from UCLA Extension before launching his company in the high-stakes tourism market of Atlantic City. 

Kidnap Solutions fully-immersive exposure therapy has been known to cure:

Alcoholism
Drug Addiction
Overeating
Addiction to Nicotine
Sex and/or Love Addiction
Bad Habits

Features may include:

Restraints
Gags
Loud Music
Verbal Abuse
NO BATHROOM BREAKS!
Sensory Deprivation
Waterboarding (upon request)
Tasers (upon request)

For more information on Kidnap Solutions LLC, visit their site at www.kidnapsolutions.com and check back with us soon as we release our interview with Mr. Moody himself.